Monday, November 03, 2008
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Thursday, October 30, 2008
Did you see the record taxes ExxonMobil paid in the third quarter? ?
Did you see the record taxes ExxonMobil paid in the third quarter? You didn't see that? You didn't see that? You didn't see the story on the record taxes ExxonMobil paid? You didn't? What did you see? Oh, you saw a story on their record profits? Well, I saw that, too, but that's not the story. "ExxonMobil Posts Biggest US Quarterly Profit Ever." Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was a $14.8 billion profit in the third quarter, largest ever. Their taxes were $11.3 billion. That's a record tax payment for ExxonMobil in one quarter: $11,327,000,000. By the way, with the plummeting oil price their fourth quarter ain't going to be anywhere near $14.83 billion. Mark my words. Talking about how we don't know what to... Well, I know what to believe, don't misunderstand. I know. I know when the media is lying, but the average consumers of news, you don't know what to believe, you can't get a gut feel for anything; nothing is true anymore. [snip] Exxon's taxes this quarter are $11.3 billion. People are saying, "Their profit was $14 billion!" The tax was $11 billion. The bottom line is Exxon is paying a whole lot of taxes on whatever profits they are making.
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Monday, October 27, 2008
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Saturday, October 25, 2008
Friday, October 24, 2008
Obama Fan
A teacher asked her 6th grade class
how many of them were Obama fans.
Not really knowing what an Obama fan is,
but wanting to be liked by the teacher,
all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny
why he has decided to be different,
again.
Little Johnny said,
'Because I'm not an Obama fan.'
The teacher asked,
'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'
Johnny said,
'Because I'm a Republican.'
The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.
Little Johnny answered,
'Well, my Mom's a Republican,
and my Dad's a Republican,
so I'm a Republican.'
Annoyed by this answer,
the teacher asked,
'If your mom was a moron,
and if your dad was an idiot,
what would that make you?'
With a big smile,
Little Johnny replied,
'That would make me an Obama fan.'
how many of them were Obama fans.
Not really knowing what an Obama fan is,
but wanting to be liked by the teacher,
all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny
why he has decided to be different,
again.
Little Johnny said,
'Because I'm not an Obama fan.'
The teacher asked,
'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'
Johnny said,
'Because I'm a Republican.'
The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.
Little Johnny answered,
'Well, my Mom's a Republican,
and my Dad's a Republican,
so I'm a Republican.'
Annoyed by this answer,
the teacher asked,
'If your mom was a moron,
and if your dad was an idiot,
what would that make you?'
With a big smile,
Little Johnny replied,
'That would make me an Obama fan.'
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
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