Thursday, October 30, 2008
Did you see the record taxes ExxonMobil paid in the third quarter? ?
Did you see the record taxes ExxonMobil paid in the third quarter? You didn't see that? You didn't see that? You didn't see the story on the record taxes ExxonMobil paid? You didn't? What did you see? Oh, you saw a story on their record profits? Well, I saw that, too, but that's not the story. "ExxonMobil Posts Biggest US Quarterly Profit Ever." Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was a $14.8 billion profit in the third quarter, largest ever. Their taxes were $11.3 billion. That's a record tax payment for ExxonMobil in one quarter: $11,327,000,000. By the way, with the plummeting oil price their fourth quarter ain't going to be anywhere near $14.83 billion. Mark my words. Talking about how we don't know what to... Well, I know what to believe, don't misunderstand. I know. I know when the media is lying, but the average consumers of news, you don't know what to believe, you can't get a gut feel for anything; nothing is true anymore. [snip] Exxon's taxes this quarter are $11.3 billion. People are saying, "Their profit was $14 billion!" The tax was $11 billion. The bottom line is Exxon is paying a whole lot of taxes on whatever profits they are making.
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
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Friday, October 24, 2008
Obama Fan
A teacher asked her 6th grade class
how many of them were Obama fans.
Not really knowing what an Obama fan is,
but wanting to be liked by the teacher,
all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny
why he has decided to be different,
again.
Little Johnny said,
'Because I'm not an Obama fan.'
The teacher asked,
'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'
Johnny said,
'Because I'm a Republican.'
The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.
Little Johnny answered,
'Well, my Mom's a Republican,
and my Dad's a Republican,
so I'm a Republican.'
Annoyed by this answer,
the teacher asked,
'If your mom was a moron,
and if your dad was an idiot,
what would that make you?'
With a big smile,
Little Johnny replied,
'That would make me an Obama fan.'
how many of them were Obama fans.
Not really knowing what an Obama fan is,
but wanting to be liked by the teacher,
all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny
why he has decided to be different,
again.
Little Johnny said,
'Because I'm not an Obama fan.'
The teacher asked,
'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'
Johnny said,
'Because I'm a Republican.'
The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.
Little Johnny answered,
'Well, my Mom's a Republican,
and my Dad's a Republican,
so I'm a Republican.'
Annoyed by this answer,
the teacher asked,
'If your mom was a moron,
and if your dad was an idiot,
what would that make you?'
With a big smile,
Little Johnny replied,
'That would make me an Obama fan.'
Thursday, October 23, 2008
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Limbaugh: Where are the inexperienced, white liberals Powell has endorsed?
Limbaugh: Where are the inexperienced, white liberals Powell has endorsed?
Rush Limbaugh said Colin Powell's decision to get behind Barack Obama appeared to be very much tied to Obama's status as the first African-American with a chance to become president.
"Secretary Powell says his endorsement is not about race," Limbaugh wrote in an e-mail. "OK, fine. I am now researching his past endorsements to see if I can find all the inexperienced, very liberal, white candidates he has endorsed. I'll let you know what I come up with."
As for Powell's statement of concern this morning about the sort of Supreme Court justices a President McCain might appoint, Limbaugh wrote: "I was also unaware of his dislike for John Roberts, Clarence Thomas, Samuel Alito, Anthony Kennedy and Antonin Scalia. I guess he also regrets Reagan and Bush making him a four-star [general] and secretary of state and appointing his son to head the FCC. Yes, let's hear it for transformational figures."
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Rush Limbaugh said Colin Powell's decision to get behind Barack Obama appeared to be very much tied to Obama's status as the first African-American with a chance to become president.
"Secretary Powell says his endorsement is not about race," Limbaugh wrote in an e-mail. "OK, fine. I am now researching his past endorsements to see if I can find all the inexperienced, very liberal, white candidates he has endorsed. I'll let you know what I come up with."
As for Powell's statement of concern this morning about the sort of Supreme Court justices a President McCain might appoint, Limbaugh wrote: "I was also unaware of his dislike for John Roberts, Clarence Thomas, Samuel Alito, Anthony Kennedy and Antonin Scalia. I guess he also regrets Reagan and Bush making him a four-star [general] and secretary of state and appointing his son to head the FCC. Yes, let's hear it for transformational figures."
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Saturday, October 18, 2008
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Thursday, October 16, 2008
Ohio Sec. of State Asks Supremes to Let Her Cheat
RUSH: Get this. "Ohio Secretary of State Forced to Reveal She's Been Hiding 200,000 Questionable Registrations". This is serious. " The controversial partisan Ohio Secretary of State Jennifer Brunner admitted today that she is holding 200,000 potentially fraudulent registrations. She has been concealing these registrations from the local election boards." Do you know what Bush's margin of victory in Ohio was in 2004? It was 118,457. Two hundred thousand hidden registrations! Hello, ACORN? Hello, Barack Obama? Hello, fraud and cheat? There are no coincidences. "Ms. Brunner has filed an appeal with the Sixth Circuit court" -- actually all the way to the Supreme Court -- "asking them to intervene in this dispute as to whether the state is required to do more to help counties verify voter eligibility."
Again now: the Democrat secretary of state in Ohio, Jennifer Brunner, admitted that she is holding 200,000 potentially fraudulent voter registrations and that she has been concealing these registrations from local election boards. The margin of Bush's victory in Ohio in 2004 was 118,457. Yesterday, Jennifer Brunner "asked the US Supreme Court to intervene in this dispute over whether she is required to do more to help counties verify voter eligibility, according to a spokesman from her office." The Sixth Circuit said you've got 'til Friday to verify all these. She now is asking the Supreme Court, "Isn't that too hard? Let us cheat here. Let us cheat in Ohio. It's only fair that we cheat." She didn't say this, exactly, but it's what she means.
Again now: the Democrat secretary of state in Ohio, Jennifer Brunner, admitted that she is holding 200,000 potentially fraudulent voter registrations and that she has been concealing these registrations from local election boards. The margin of Bush's victory in Ohio in 2004 was 118,457. Yesterday, Jennifer Brunner "asked the US Supreme Court to intervene in this dispute over whether she is required to do more to help counties verify voter eligibility, according to a spokesman from her office." The Sixth Circuit said you've got 'til Friday to verify all these. She now is asking the Supreme Court, "Isn't that too hard? Let us cheat here. Let us cheat in Ohio. It's only fair that we cheat." She didn't say this, exactly, but it's what she means.
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
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Sunday, October 05, 2008
Sarah Palin Can Manage Five Kids
If Bill Clinton Could Juggle Five Chicks, Sarah Palin Can Manage Five Kids
by Doug Giles
Y’know, there’s nothing worse than having a woman hand you your own testicles in a fight. And that’s exactly what Palin did to the Jobama ticket Wednesday night at the RNC. She verbally dismembered their party’s petty personal smears about her family, her “lack” of experience, and the flaming liberal’s vapid platform—and she did it in stilettos with a big grin on her face.
It was like watching a leopard bat around a gazelle just before eating it.
Now, before I go any further, let me go on record and say as the president of the Alpha Male Heterosexual Testosterone Fog Club that Sarah Palin is hotter than Georgia asphalt (and my wife doesn’t mind me saying that ‘cuz she too is muy caliente).
Yep, Palin not only appeals to my conservative roots but she’s not a butt ugly eyesore like the goggle-eyed, nerve grating, unfunny, chunky Marxist chicks the lunatic left jams in our faces. Yes, I am that shallow. But Jesus loves me anyway.
Let’s see, what else did I dig about Wednesday at the RNC? Oh yeah, the GOP has finally decided they’re not going to take the dem’s smack any longer and came out seriously swinging via Rudy and Palin at Jobama’s oh-so-lame record of achievement (cough).
Obama had better walk away from the experience digs on sweet Sarah because as a governor she trumps his Peter Pan record. Period. End of discussion. Biden, Dodd and Hillary agree with Palin when she said Obama ain’t got the moxie to be the Man.
Wasn’t it entertaining watching Rudy have too much fun at Jobama’s “experience” expense, his indecisive “present” senate voting record, and Obama’s only “gravitas” being his role as a community organizer? (which I believe is a code name for the chief of a socialist gulag.)
Yeah, it was sa-weet watching Palin refuse to play the “Oh, Beauregard, I do declare, I’m a damsel in distress” role. I feel very confident that Palin will be able to hold her own with Biden in the upcoming debates. Matter of fact, he’d better wear a cup and hope to God she doesn’t mention how obvious his micro mini-grafts are.
So, why do I like Palin besides her looks and Bulldog Attitude?
• She’s from a small town. I am pig sick of hearing the smarmy latte sippers dissing folks who don’t live in San Francisco . Viva la Smallville, where sanity is still alive and well! I say we all go out and buy a gun and a new Bible to celebrate!
• She’s a mama who can juggle work and family. Look, goofy libtard, if Bill Clinton could juggle five chicks and a mean wife, I believe Sarah Palin can manage five kids and a loving husband.
• She’s pro-life. And this is not just a political position but a very personal point for her: She put her down syndrome baby where her mouth is. Today it has become en vogue in our designer family milieu to off a special needs child if detected in the womb because that little bugger could ruin our family photos. Not Palin.
• She’s pro-gun. No double speak Barack blather coming out of Palin’s mouth about the 2nd amendment and the great sport of hunting. She’s a lifetime member of the NRA, a Ted Nugent Kill and Grill it girl. I get from her that if you don’t like her right to keep and bear arms or hunt, then you can kiss her moose.
• She’s pro-drilling. The only thing the libs will drill is your wallet.
• She’s pro-tax cuts. I like my money.
• She’s a true blue Washington outsider and not a polluted Chicago politician.
• She's an equal opportunity offender. She has gone toe to toe with idiots on both sides of the aisle. To Palin, crap is crap no matter how you frame it.
Lastly, I thought you feminists dug accomplished women. Why the hatred, ladies? Do you like only the girls who are nasty, man hating, anti-American, pro-abortion lesbians who loathe this nation and that for which it stands? It sure seems that way.
McCain . . . you’re a genius, brother..
by Doug Giles
Y’know, there’s nothing worse than having a woman hand you your own testicles in a fight. And that’s exactly what Palin did to the Jobama ticket Wednesday night at the RNC. She verbally dismembered their party’s petty personal smears about her family, her “lack” of experience, and the flaming liberal’s vapid platform—and she did it in stilettos with a big grin on her face.
It was like watching a leopard bat around a gazelle just before eating it.
Now, before I go any further, let me go on record and say as the president of the Alpha Male Heterosexual Testosterone Fog Club that Sarah Palin is hotter than Georgia asphalt (and my wife doesn’t mind me saying that ‘cuz she too is muy caliente).
Yep, Palin not only appeals to my conservative roots but she’s not a butt ugly eyesore like the goggle-eyed, nerve grating, unfunny, chunky Marxist chicks the lunatic left jams in our faces. Yes, I am that shallow. But Jesus loves me anyway.
Let’s see, what else did I dig about Wednesday at the RNC? Oh yeah, the GOP has finally decided they’re not going to take the dem’s smack any longer and came out seriously swinging via Rudy and Palin at Jobama’s oh-so-lame record of achievement (cough).
Obama had better walk away from the experience digs on sweet Sarah because as a governor she trumps his Peter Pan record. Period. End of discussion. Biden, Dodd and Hillary agree with Palin when she said Obama ain’t got the moxie to be the Man.
Wasn’t it entertaining watching Rudy have too much fun at Jobama’s “experience” expense, his indecisive “present” senate voting record, and Obama’s only “gravitas” being his role as a community organizer? (which I believe is a code name for the chief of a socialist gulag.)
Yeah, it was sa-weet watching Palin refuse to play the “Oh, Beauregard, I do declare, I’m a damsel in distress” role. I feel very confident that Palin will be able to hold her own with Biden in the upcoming debates. Matter of fact, he’d better wear a cup and hope to God she doesn’t mention how obvious his micro mini-grafts are.
So, why do I like Palin besides her looks and Bulldog Attitude?
• She’s from a small town. I am pig sick of hearing the smarmy latte sippers dissing folks who don’t live in San Francisco . Viva la Smallville, where sanity is still alive and well! I say we all go out and buy a gun and a new Bible to celebrate!
• She’s a mama who can juggle work and family. Look, goofy libtard, if Bill Clinton could juggle five chicks and a mean wife, I believe Sarah Palin can manage five kids and a loving husband.
• She’s pro-life. And this is not just a political position but a very personal point for her: She put her down syndrome baby where her mouth is. Today it has become en vogue in our designer family milieu to off a special needs child if detected in the womb because that little bugger could ruin our family photos. Not Palin.
• She’s pro-gun. No double speak Barack blather coming out of Palin’s mouth about the 2nd amendment and the great sport of hunting. She’s a lifetime member of the NRA, a Ted Nugent Kill and Grill it girl. I get from her that if you don’t like her right to keep and bear arms or hunt, then you can kiss her moose.
• She’s pro-drilling. The only thing the libs will drill is your wallet.
• She’s pro-tax cuts. I like my money.
• She’s a true blue Washington outsider and not a polluted Chicago politician.
• She's an equal opportunity offender. She has gone toe to toe with idiots on both sides of the aisle. To Palin, crap is crap no matter how you frame it.
Lastly, I thought you feminists dug accomplished women. Why the hatred, ladies? Do you like only the girls who are nasty, man hating, anti-American, pro-abortion lesbians who loathe this nation and that for which it stands? It sure seems that way.
McCain . . . you’re a genius, brother..
Saturday, October 04, 2008
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As If It Weren't Obvious
As If It Weren't Obvious
Politics | Tue, Sep 30, 2008 at 9:20:03 am PST
From Glenn Reynolds at Instapundit, an email from a reader who works in a mainstream media newsroom:
“Off the record, every suspicion you have about MSM being in the tank for O is true. We have a team of 4 people going thru dumpsters in Alaska and 4 in arizona. Not a single one looking into Acorn, Ayers or Freddiemae. Editor refuses to publish anything that would jeopardize election for O, and betting you dollars to donuts same is true at NYT, others. People cheer when CNN or NBC run another Palin-mocking but raising any reasonable inquiry into obama is derided or flat out ignored. The fix is in, and its working.” I asked permission to reprint without attribution and it was granted.
Politics | Tue, Sep 30, 2008 at 9:20:03 am PST
From Glenn Reynolds at Instapundit, an email from a reader who works in a mainstream media newsroom:
“Off the record, every suspicion you have about MSM being in the tank for O is true. We have a team of 4 people going thru dumpsters in Alaska and 4 in arizona. Not a single one looking into Acorn, Ayers or Freddiemae. Editor refuses to publish anything that would jeopardize election for O, and betting you dollars to donuts same is true at NYT, others. People cheer when CNN or NBC run another Palin-mocking but raising any reasonable inquiry into obama is derided or flat out ignored. The fix is in, and its working.” I asked permission to reprint without attribution and it was granted.
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